Just play Black Metal, they’re wearing corpse paint anyway
Have they considered befriending the whales, or at least bribing them?
Under the first headline it shows that the sailors were using online platforms to share this tip. This reminds me of those viral messages of recharging your batteries in the microwave.
Only one explanation: The whales can access the internet
You’d think they’d just use Spotify then instead of hunting music boats
I think that someone is trying to kill me!
It was all good until the parallel evolution of the orca circle pit
I see an expert in YT saying that you can calm a Cougar with “pspspspsps”.
I wonder if some orcas were trained to do this by some country and then released and it spread. Militaries do weird shit.
Maybe they dislike the genre and while some swim away others might tackle the issue more hands on.
The point I’m trying to make is: Have Saylors tried Taylor Swift?
Must be playing Metalcore, I’d pummel them too
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I like Metalcore, but I don’t like Djent or a lot of Prog or Mathcore. Saying something is metalcore also is already kinda like something is undefined rock music.
Gets orcas pumped and ready to thrash
Honestly we deserve it. Orcas are considered sapient and on par with human intelligence by many experts, and one could argue we’re colonizing them.
Its not colonization if you can’t change their hearts and minds. Shit, we can’t even communicate. This is more like war.
From hells heart I shred sick riffs at thee!