Fun fact: if you fuck anyone, you’re fucking your cousin.
Unless they’re closer than a cousin.
My wife is literally from the other side of the world… So now you have me wondering who our last common ancestor could be and how many degrees removed we are.
My wife and I both have Scottish ancestry. Turns out there’s a chance a clan I descended from may have nearly genocided a clan she descended from, and if they had completed the job back in the day there’s a good chance she wouldn’t have been born. A few from her clan were let go to spread the word to others to not fuck around, and she’s descended from one of them.
Only 10 generations away (about 100-150 years), you already have 1024 ancestors. 20 generations and you have 1.048.576. And 30 generations get you 1.073.741.824.
In 1500 the world only had 450.000.000
This example only shows the direct family line (parents of parents of…) and no descendents of brothers and sisters.
And the world did not start 500 years ago
Needless to say, we are all a bunch of inbreds
Now, this is a man who knows how to marry his cousin!
…wow. Didn’t know how much I would enjoy getting to say that until now. Elroy! I get it now!
What an incredible time and labor intensive fetish. No kink shame though. You do you, chart-making cousin fucker.
You chart-making, cousin-fucking, low down son of a bitch. Had to put that after it came into my head.
But yea, who gives a shit really. I’ve got cousins I’d fuck given half a chance.
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