What magical land has clearly audible announcements?
The hren hrifty hree hrervice to York is delayed by ahrhohrihry hrehren hrinutes.
You’re the tannoy guy?!
No, but I learnt to speak in the Tannoyese dialect when I did some work over on the Tannoy Islands a few years back.
It’s technically a form of English, though as one of the more isolated former colonies, the “patois” has become quite difficult to understand - which is quite amusing, given the Tannoy Islanders’ tendency to apply to jobs which involve amplified public speaking.
The funniest announcement in my railway station has been: “The train xxxxx coming from y and directed to z has been canceled because someone stole the electrical cables on the line”.
Funny only since it wasn’t my train.
What magicial land di you live in where u can understand shit when they talk …
