Don’t eat suppository this time
Paracetamol
Fell on it.
No you didn’t.
One in a million chance!
Fertility Doctor #&_$ her right in the @#$–#
Nothing, they had a PhD in seismology.
“Take as needed until symptoms improve”
Humminum humminum nmimminim.
Minnumm minnumm ptkwumminniT
Crash test dummies?
You summoned some shit with that last word
Stick it in her pooper!
None can read. What I’ve written.
He who goes to bed with a itchy butthole wakes up with a stinky finger.
He who stands on toilet gets high on pot.
One who runs behind car gets exhausted.
You skipped that apple again.
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
“WAKE UP! You’re in a simulation!”
“Don’t believe everything you read”
Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.
Glooooooria
Which one of you bitches! Wants to dance?