Be sure to set your ceiling fan height appropriately

Eric Kripke: We need a cutaway kissing scene. No! Not like that! Wait, wait, wait…yes…exactly like that.

Harvey Dent finally meets his soul mate.

Picture of two assholes connected by a tube

Internal workings of a snog.

“Whenever we kissed, it just always felt like something was missing”.

It’s not that beauty is skin-deep, it’s that the subdermal tissues and structures are the stuff of eldricht nightmares and cronenbergian horror.

Image of a man kissing a woman’s upper lip to distract her while preparing to jam his tongue up her nose.

Teenagers after rolling in yellow #5 at a party.

Fuck yeah topical reference

Many recipients of the demifacectomy are able to return to normal lives after the procedure. With their growing numbers, some are even finding relationship success on social media communities like those on fabook.com, a Facebook like site that kept only half the face in its name and its users.

I can’t feel my face when I’m with you

never learn how the sausage is made unless you’re going to work with sausage making.

Advanced facial necrosis

I don’t know, Brad. I just think we’ve grown apart. Kissing you now just feels sort of… hollow.