Something I got from Spoony which I really liked:

“There is nothing there.” -> “You don’t see/perceive anything.”

Even if there isn’t something there, keep the players on the edge and guessing how good their skill worked. And it makes it just a little bit less gamey if the character doesn’t have some divine insight that there really is nothing there instead of deciding that their skills just show that there is nothing there and be happy with that - or not.

Of course, extend that to everything. Pull away from the facts of the game and put more ambiguous language in.

I have to pee I have to pee I have to pee I have to pee

I hate it when the “and this is where we end the session for tonight” part happens 10 minutes in… once had a high level party teleport to the complete opposite side of the map 10 minutes after starting… That is when I learned what high level really meant.