This needs to be turned into a video.
For some reason halfway through I thought this was going to be a reference to making eye contact with NPC trainers in Pokemon.
He lowers his opera glasses and screams “My bug pokemon have been waiting for a challenge!”
“My Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattatas.”
20 paces is 15 meters
excuse me we use freedom units here
Oh in that case I’ll convert for you:
20 paces is 15 metres.
stop chaining me down with your authoritarian decimal model i don’t even want to know what you are saying you toxic misandrist
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/s i promise
Ohh sorry, that’s f metres in hexadecimal
i get it
I would argue real-life is also like this
Yeah, opera glasses were a mistake :c
This is also how I do bird watching. I only watch birds that are pieces of shit